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[quietann]

Hey you, yeah, you. Hip-hop guy on the Orange Line. Close your fucking legs so you don't claim three seats in a crowded subway with your lanky body, or I am gonna put a flamethrower to your unprotected crotch!

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[thespian.livejournal.com]

but his balls NEED that space!

[whuffle.livejournal.com]

Thank You! I want to say stuff like this ever time I ride the B line as well. The college students are just as bad. They don't even get up to offer a seat to someone who is old and looks like they need it. Where the hell did all the etiquette go? And why can't my little kitchen plumbers butane torch shoot a longer flame so I don't have to be six inches away from the idiot's crotch before it does damage?

[bedfull-o-books.livejournal.com]

Ran into one of those yesterday (only taking up 2 seats, but still). I just said "excuse me" and sat down. He glared at me but he dealt...

The college students aren't the worst. It's the businessmen who studiously avoid making eye contact who really cheese me off.

Folks were pretty good when I was on crutches though.

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

You remind me of me sometimes.

[quietann.livejournal.com]

probably only when I am really, seriously pissed off. or horny.

Neither happens very much these days...