down the rabbit hole

[quietann]

Well, my relational life is looking better these days. Since my twins were born, I've founded an all-woman mom-and-baby commune in the middle of Los Angeles, and A, A, and B are the first members! We are really looking forward to daily tanning sessions at Malibu, and going on the best diet ever -- the Cigarette Diet! (and hey, we'll be slipping the breastfeeding babies a bit of liqueur every few hours so they'll Shut Up and Sleep Already! 'cause you know, we've got better things to do than wait around for our kiddos to howl for the breast!) We'll have nights out at the clubs where all the big Hollywood names spend their time. Who knows, maybe they'll want us to write screenplays. It would help pay the bills when the fortune I won from the Lottery runs out. The daily maid service we need to keep all the marble in the commune polished up, the gardeners, and the nannies are pretty expensive, you know, even though we are paying cash under-the-table to Mexicans... But in the meantime, man, we've got the cash; we're gonna make sure everyone sees it! In fact, we've gotten in close with the best plastic surgeon in Hollywood -- the guy who did Jenna Jameson's breasts (the first time, before she got silly and decided on a more natural look)... He's giving us a volume discount even...

Comments

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

... volume discount *titter*

[quietann.livejournal.com]

I'm glad *someone* got that double-entendre....