sir, your car has cojones!
Jul. 24th, 2004 06:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
quietannI went over to see A & R's house in Wilmington today. I now have serious house envy; what I wouldn't do for an empty house to start from scratch in! The rooms are large, the layout is quite good, the closets are to die for, and there will be plenty of room for the babe when it arrives... The garden is on its way to being wonderful, if it's not wonderful already.
A and I went shopping, and then stopped at our house to feed the rats our leftovers from IHOP and for me to show her that yes, in fact, our house does have a front door! Then I took her back to her house.
On the way back, I was following a car with.... balls. I kid you not. It was a large American sedan, driven by a large man who was yakking on his cellphone. Hung from the back end, below the trunk, was a very realistic, about-twice-lifesize model of a scrotum. It was made out of some soft material, was flesh colored, and even had veins!
A and I went shopping, and then stopped at our house to feed the rats our leftovers from IHOP and for me to show her that yes, in fact, our house does have a front door! Then I took her back to her house.
On the way back, I was following a car with.... balls. I kid you not. It was a large American sedan, driven by a large man who was yakking on his cellphone. Hung from the back end, below the trunk, was a very realistic, about-twice-lifesize model of a scrotum. It was made out of some soft material, was flesh colored, and even had veins!
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Date: 2004-07-25 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-27 11:12 am (UTC)Well, if the SUV is already an anatomical compensator, then adding balls just completes the image.